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Kingman:
Meeting women at a bar is like going to the grocery store hungry... you bring home shit you don't need !!!

Kingman:
Not really excited that the wrapping on my toilet paper said 100% recycled...

Kingman:
The pollen levels are so high this year  it has the crack heads trying to convert their meth into Sudafed...

Kingman:
Got a Rolex for my birthday from a couple of lesbians. Guess they misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch"...

Kingman:
You know there's a fine line between giving someone the Heimlich maneuver and dry humping a total stranger...

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