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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #105 on: May 30, 2012, 07:12:25 AM »

I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #106 on: May 31, 2012, 07:45:44 AM »
   
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #107 on: May 31, 2012, 10:12:03 AM »
And you know if you watch my fix something the price is double ;)

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #108 on: May 31, 2012, 02:22:35 PM »
And you know if you watch my fix something the price is double ;)

How much for spell checking and punctuation?  lol   :-*

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #109 on: June 01, 2012, 06:38:20 AM »

The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #110 on: June 02, 2012, 07:46:05 AM »

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #111 on: June 03, 2012, 06:21:16 AM »

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #112 on: June 04, 2012, 07:02:04 AM »

People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #113 on: June 05, 2012, 06:52:35 AM »

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #114 on: June 06, 2012, 04:34:48 AM »

I'm a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #115 on: June 07, 2012, 07:05:39 AM »

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #116 on: June 08, 2012, 06:31:12 AM »

Only dead fish go with the flow.

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #117 on: June 09, 2012, 07:10:06 AM »
   
Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #118 on: June 10, 2012, 09:04:29 AM »

No one is listening until you fart.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #119 on: June 11, 2012, 06:34:13 AM »

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
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