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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #735 on: April 08, 2018, 08:35:49 AM »
Life is sexually transmitted.....
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #736 on: April 12, 2018, 06:09:08 PM »
My friend has kleptomania, but when it gets bad, he takes something for it.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #737 on: May 01, 2018, 08:29:35 AM »
Adults are just kids who owe money.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #738 on: May 05, 2018, 09:10:23 AM »
 Transvestites are men who like to eat, drink, and be Mary.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #739 on: May 06, 2018, 08:20:43 AM »
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #740 on: May 07, 2018, 06:37:38 AM »
My phone started ringing. I answered and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are....
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #741 on: May 09, 2018, 07:14:13 AM »
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #742 on: May 09, 2018, 02:36:31 PM »
"I'm not crazy about reality, but its the only place to get a good steak".

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #743 on: May 10, 2018, 06:37:18 AM »
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff???
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #744 on: May 12, 2018, 10:57:34 AM »
How do they get deer to cross the road at the yellow sign?
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #745 on: May 12, 2018, 12:40:51 PM »
How do they get deer to cross the road at the yellow sign?


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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #746 on: May 17, 2018, 07:10:36 AM »
Before you give someone a piece of your mind, be sure you can spare it.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #747 on: May 18, 2018, 06:08:05 PM »
A student asked his teacher how old she was. She promptly said, "39 and holding." Then the student asked, "Well, then, how old would you be if you let go?"

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #748 on: May 20, 2018, 06:42:58 AM »
 Be nice to your kids.  They'll choose your nursing home.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #749 on: May 20, 2018, 08:40:58 AM »
thanks for posting these ..... with all the real "news" today, a smile is appreciated  8)
a bunch of nice sounding stuff. Nice that I'm finally able to actually listen to file music for the first time...