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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #750 on: May 21, 2018, 07:33:57 AM »
 All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #751 on: May 26, 2018, 09:15:16 AM »
 Money can't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy... ;)
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #752 on: May 29, 2018, 09:35:56 AM »
 "Doc, I can't stop singing "The green green grass of home"." "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual."
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #753 on: June 01, 2018, 06:24:24 AM »
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #754 on: June 02, 2018, 07:16:27 AM »
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #755 on: June 05, 2018, 06:22:21 AM »
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #756 on: June 06, 2018, 07:30:40 PM »
Censor: a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #757 on: June 15, 2018, 07:31:21 AM »
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.
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