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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #780 on: August 23, 2018, 07:55:53 AM »
Fat people have it made...they can eat all they want and not have to worry about getting fat.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #781 on: August 31, 2018, 06:51:13 AM »
If you 're still looking for that one person who will change your life take a look in the mirror.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #782 on: September 01, 2018, 06:54:15 AM »
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #783 on: September 02, 2018, 09:39:56 AM »
Learn from yesterday, live for today and have hope for tomorrow.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #784 on: September 05, 2018, 08:03:13 AM »
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #785 on: September 22, 2018, 08:49:55 AM »
I work out almost every day. Friday I almost worked out, Saturday I almost worked out, Sunday I almost worked out...
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #786 on: September 22, 2018, 10:42:26 AM »
I resemble that remark
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #787 on: October 01, 2018, 03:38:33 PM »
Got my girlfriend a "get better soon" card. She's not sick, I just think she could get better......
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #788 on: December 22, 2018, 02:35:56 PM »
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace" So I bought her nothing
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #789 on: December 22, 2018, 04:27:39 PM »
Dude, where have you been hiding?  Merry Christmas!
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #790 on: December 27, 2018, 11:51:42 AM »
What happened to the Irish man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year? He gave up thinking.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #791 on: December 27, 2018, 11:52:14 AM »
Quote from: Jim Pittsburgh on December 22, 2018, 04:27:39 PM
Dude, where have you been hiding?  Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas Jim...a little late! LOL!
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #792 on: December 28, 2018, 11:20:05 AM »
I love it when they drop the ball in Times Square. It's a nice reminder of what I did all last year.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #793 on: December 29, 2018, 08:29:49 AM »
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #794 on: January 04, 2019, 11:40:58 AM »
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited, but not as much as the other people in the break room....
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