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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #990 on: June 27, 2020, 10:30:27 AM »
Everything is made in China these days...including my cough.

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #991 on: June 28, 2020, 10:27:42 AM »
Went to a vegan BBQ yesterday. Had a good time, but the vegan was overcooked.

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #992 on: June 29, 2020, 10:37:19 AM »
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #993 on: July 01, 2020, 09:14:54 AM »
Besides the obvious, what's the worst feeling you could have during a prostate exam?

Hands on your shoulders.

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #994 on: Today at 09:15:37 AM »
A man goes to a therapist because of his phobia of getting married.

The therapist asks, "Do you know the symptoms?"

The man replies, "Can't say I do."